Villain seeks heroine for dashing tales of adventure, deceit, and perhaps romance.
Ladies, are you tired of your prince always galloping off on his white horse to slay whatever dragon/ogre/sorcerer/portal of doom pops up? Do you hate that he forgets that you just woke up from a 100 year sleep and wanted to see what you?d missed? Or that you?ve been practically enslaved by your stepmother your whole life, and don?t really feel comfortable all alone in the castle all day, every day? Or what about when he has the nerve to check out the hot brunette you just know is a sea bitch? Er, witch. Sea witch.
Perhaps it?s time for something different. Enjoy the adventure of a lifetime with a possible diamond in the rough. He could also possibly be a homicidal maniac, but life is about taking risks. Heroines, if you want some you?ve never had, you must do something you?ve never done.
Of course, you?re not exactly going to be given the choice, as it is not the villain way. Instead, you will be whisked away against your will to some exotic, far-off location, such as:
- -A decrepit, falling down castle
-A dark forest lush with spooky trees, menacing wolves, and howling winds
-Enemy territory where you will no doubt be used as currency
If these adventures sound like something you?d love to struggle your way through kicking and screaming with only a slight chance of surviving and a fair chance of developing Stockholm syndrome, find your villain today.
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